She Drove Me Wild With Those Dentures Out.

I have been inspired by thekingdomofmatt.blogspot.com (Go read it NOW!) and thus am writing my own list of 101 things about me.

 Enjoy kids.

1. I share my birthday with my sister.
2. Despite almost being 18 I’ve still not had a single driving lesson.
3. I put my make-up on in the complete back to front order of how you’re meant to, ie. Foundation last.
4. The number 4 is my lucky number.
5. I don’t ever want to get married.
6. I’d like to live in New York city when I’m older.
7. I like to buy bags and decorate them myself.
8. I laugh at the word ‘boob’ every time.
9. I’m addicted to Instant Noodles.
10. I never make good first impressions.
11. I am afraid of calling people.
12. And bare feet.
13. And manikins.
14. And kaleidoscopes.
15. I have only ever cried over a boy once.
16. In many respects, I’m a heartless bitch.
17. I like to blog but rarely get to and so am forced to do it from my phone.
18. I love bright colours.
19. I recently realized that I’m more than happy to make a complete arse out of myself if it makes somebody smile.
20. I’d like to study French at University please.
21. Iced Tea is my favourite drink ever.
22. Of all brands of said drink, Nestea is by far the nicest.
23. Once I tried to make my own Ice Tea. It was vile.
24. I like to talk to my mum in a Borat voice, mainly because she doesn’t know why I do it.
25. I’m actually quite good at doing different accents. It seems to come naturally.
26. I just forgot what number I was on.
27. I have a very bad memory for things that happened five minutes ago, but remember holidays in perfect detail.
28. My and my boyfriend hated each other for 2 years before we got together.
29. I’m on the missing persons register.
30. I also have my own Police Incident Number.
31. 1st August 2008 was possibly the worst night of my life, though at the time I didn’t think so.
32. I eat more than the average female.
33. I’ve also been told I have a tendency to talk very quickly.
34. When I have Cherryade, Banana milk or coffee I sometimes get a bit ‘hyper’
35. I have referring to it as ‘hyper’ because I sound like I’m trying to look cool.
36. For the record, I’m about as un-cool as you can be.
37. I recently read the last Harry Potter in less than a day.
38. Draco Malfoy is my favourite HP character.
39. My Nike Dunks are the most beautiful shoes in the world.
40. I’m very self-conscious about the way I look.
41. I’m always comparing myself to other girls.
42. However, I never get jealous of other girls when it comes to my boyfriend, which I find odd.
43. I watch far too many talk-shows.
44. I refuse to use anything that doesn’t state that it wasn’t tested on animals.
45. Apart from myself, there is only one person in this world that I tell absolutely everything.
46. I like to wear dresses more than anything else.
47. Yet this time last year I refused point-blank to wear them.
48. I have three bracelets that I never take off.
49. I think Michael McIntyre, Bo Burnham, Tim Minchin and Russell Howard are some of the funniest men alive.
50. I am completely repulsed by stickers and the word ‘scab’.
51. I can only get channel 1 on the TV in my room.
52. My favourite colour is purple.
53. I’m about as argumentative as you can get, and I like to as least pretend that I’m always right.
54. I have slight OCD when it comes to how my clothes are hung, they must be equally spaced and in order (shirts, shirt dress, dresses, skirts.)
55. The same applies for plug sockets, I always check they they’re all turned off when not in use or it annoys me.
56. The same applies for hoods. If it’s inside-out I have to sort it. Even if I don’t know the person wearing it.
57. The body part I hate the most would be my feet.
58. Incidentally, my feet are larger than average for a girl, and I would do anything to change that.
59. I’m very open-minded when it comes to things like homosexuality.
58. But when it comes to things like Animal Testing I’m very much opinionated.
59. I can be a very, very stubborn person when I want.
60. I totally agree with being vegetarian, but could NEVER manage it myself.
61. My all-time favourite band are The Police.
62. However, my current favourite band are Little Comets.
63. I’m at my very happiest when I’m all cuddled up with Tom, my boyfriend.
64. I have a tendency to burst into song randomly.
65. Often I will sing hymns from my primary school.
66. I never questioned the idea that I would stay on for sixth-form and the go to Uni. Maybe I should have, I don’t know.
67. I would happily give up most things to see my grandma and granddad again.
68. Death scares me more than anything.
69. It’s not that fact that I’ll be dead exactly, but the things I’ll miss out on.
70. I have a very dirty mind, and can make anything sound sex-related.
71. I struggle stopping myself from saying things as soon as the pop into my mind.
72. I tend to find myself talking out-loud when I’m alone.
73. I laugh at pretty much everything.
74. However, I have never in my life laughed at anything Al Murray has to say.
75. Robin Hood, Desperate Housewives, The Apprentice, Eastenders and The Jeremy Kyle Show are 5 of my most favourite programmes ever.
76. Fish that I own have a tendency to hate me and die. The worst of which did so only 2 hours after becoming mine, though was perfectly well before this.
77. I left said fish, in an empty weighing scale on the desk of a maths teacher I’d never had.
78. I’m probably too sarcastic.
79. I like to spell things properly, and to punctuate (though I do not always do that correctly).
80. At school, I refuse to write anything down until the teacher gives me a title.
81. I Always Write My Titles Like This, With The First Letter Of Every Word A Very Big Capital Letter And The Other Letters Being Very Small.
82. I’ve had multiple people tell me I should be a stand-up when I’m older.
83. I would hate this however, as I’d much rather laugh at others and not be so harshy criticized.
84. Saying this, I’m highly critical myself.
85. I’ve recently started a book that I fill with photos, snippets of writing, tickets, quotations and such. This book is purely for my eyes. I like to refer to this as ‘paper blogging’.
86. I’m ginger, and have never once felt embarrassed or ashamed of this fact, despite the fact some people seem to think I should.
87. Mind you, due to my hair colour I have to wear mascara all the time or else I don’t look like I have any eyes at all.
88. I would like more than anything to be unusual, but remain exceptionally average.
89. I’m very much a procrastinator.
90. I’ve only just learnt that sometimes people do need and deserve second chances.
91. I have a charm bracelet that used to be my mothers. This is my favourite belonging in the world.
92. I never throw anything away. Apparenly this is a bad habit.
93. I’m always completely dsorganised, the point previous to this is probably partly to blame.
94. When on the motorway I always have the urge to open the car door.
95. I’m a mixture of both my parents, but would say I’m definitely more like my dad.
96. My favourite type of films are really gory horrors.
97. Back To The Future, however, will always be my film of choice, this being neither gory nor a horror.
98. I look-up to many different people, but not necessarily for the obvious reasons.
99. I have never wanted to be rich or famous, or anything like that. I just want to be happy.
100. I never try to win people over or make them like me, and in much the same way, I always act myself, right from the start. It is only in this respect that I wish people were more like me.
101. The fact that somebody, somewhere will read this, and may even smile, makes me a very happy child.

Peace out.
xoxo

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