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August 17, 2009
Y’know, sometimes I wonder what life’d be like if SophoSuave; was actually suave and sopisticated, not the clumsy, accident-prone, awkward girl I actually am.
If I didn't accidentally blow up microwaves. If I'd never dropped my phone in the toilet or multiple fish bowls. If I didn't hoover up PJ's and fill the room with smoke and the smell of burning rubber. If I wasn't the kind of person who always fell up and down the stairs. If I didn't pull down shower curtains in hotel rooms, ending up in a waterproof toga. If I wasn't constantly covered in bruises, cuts and scratches.
And I guess, yes, it’d be nice to not break things and cause trouble wherever I go.
But wouldn’t life be boring.
Peace out.
xoxo
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